Fun facts from the usage logs

Ethanhein.com has had 465,689 hits so far, mostly distributed among my blogs and mp3 pages. A single blog post about Family Guy generates a disproportionately large percentage of that traffic. October 2008 represents a typical month, with 40,611 hits total. That’s around 1,310 a day, 54 an hour. A large percentage of those are from robots, but still, neato. These numbers don’t include hits on my Flickr photos. My various sets have had 228,155 views so far, with anywhere between 500 and 1,500 hits a day.

Flickr in particular breaks your data down with exceptional granularity, making it easy to assemble the images of mine that the internet cares most about. Continue reading “Fun facts from the usage logs”

Why I love Gawker

I’m a jazz guy. I like improvising in front of an audience. I like publishing a post while it’s still only a third finished. It keeps the fire lit under me to get the rest written. I was looking for a blog platform congenial to this method of working. Then I read a PC Magazine article, Succeed At Blogging The Gawker Way. Like a Gawker article, it’s funny, frank and packs maximum useful information into a minimum number of words:

“Get specific. Pick something that interests you. Revel in weird topics. Don’t be afraid to get conceptual. Keep it friendly (and human).”

The article gives Gawker writer Nick Douglas’ reasons for using WordPress as their platform. He’s right, WP is the bomb.

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Digital audio is just long lists of numbers

How do you get sound in and out of a computer? There are two steps. You have to turn the sound into electricity, and then you have to turn the electricity into numbers.

Turning sound into electricity

At the physical level, a sound is a rhythmic vibration of air molecules. Your ears can detect subtle changes in the air pressure, and can reconstruct good guesses about what might be agitating the air to produce those changes. When the air pressure fluctuates in a steady sine-wave pattern, you hear a musical pitch. The faster the fluctuation, the higher the pitch. This video by Vi Hart explains:

Microphones work a lot like your ears. They contain pieces of metal that vibrate in response to the vibrations of the air, generating a fluctuating electromagnetic disturbance.

Analog recording media store the fluctuating electric current as fluctuations in something else. In a vinyl record, the fluctuations are encoded in the squiggly physical shape of the sides of the groove. Magnetic tape stores the fluctuations in the alignment of tiny magnetic particles embedded in the plastic.

Turning electricity into numbers

The computer takes in fluctuating electric current and turns it into numbers. Long, long, lists of numbers. It does this with a specialized device called an analog-to-digital converter.

The analog-to-digital converter in the computer’s sound card has a clock, like the one synchronizing the activities of the computer generally. At each clock pulse, the converter takes a reading of the current on the input wire and finds the closest numerical value out of a finite set of choices. The more choices the converter has, the more accurately it can represent the input signal. A two-bit converter would only be able to tell if the input wire was on or off. A four-bit converter could sixteen different possible readings. An eight-bit converter could store 256 different readings. The more bits you have, the more accurately your digital readings can represent the original input signal. The standard for CD-quality audio is 16 bits, which means that each reading can take one of 65,536 different values. Higher bit depths are also possible — very fancy equipment can record 24-bit, 48-bit or even 96-bit audio.

Bit depth is only one factor in determining the quality of your digital audio. The other is sampling rate, the frequency with which the converter takes its readings.  If the converter takes its readings more often, it gets more accurate results. Standard CD-quality audio is recorded at 44,100 samples per second. This sounds like an incredible speed, but CPU clocks routinely operate thousands of times faster than that.

The image below shows a four-bit analog-to-digital converter in action.

The red line shows the amplitude of the input wire’s voltage over time. The sixteen horizontal grey lines are the different voltage levels the converter can detect. It takes four bits of data to specify the sixteen different possible values. The tick marks on the horizontal axis are clock pulses. Each reading gets stored as a binary number. The list of numbers makes up the digital audio file.

To play digital sounds, the computer sends its list of numbers to a digital-to-analog converter. To produce sound on speakers or headphones, the converter sends pulses at the appropriate voltages out on the wires, which your ear averages out into a pretty good reconstruction of the original sine wave.

Digital audio editing

Once you have your current stored as numbers, you can do a lot of cool stuff. Any sound in any digital medium is basically a spreadsheet with two extremely long columns, one for each stereo channel. In 16-bit audio, the numbers in the columns range from zero to 65,535 (2^16 – 1.) One second of stereo CD-quality audio is two lists of 44,100 numbers each. If the values of the numbers range smoothly along a sine wave that cycles four hundred forty times per second, you hear a computery beep playing concert A. If the numbers fluctuate along the pattern you get from superimposing the sine wave with another one that cycles six hundred sixty times per second, you hear two computery beeps a perfect fifth apart. Add in another sine wave doing eight hundred eighty cycles per second and you get the I-V-I power chord beloved by rock and roll.

All of the audio editing and processing that happens in Pro Tools and programs like it boils down to systematic mathematical operations on your lists of numbers. Auto-Tune looks for sine wave patterns and alters them so they snap to the closest piano-key frequency. At the transistor level, Auto-Tune is no different from Microsoft Excel, except that it acts a lot faster on bigger lists of numbers. Copying and pasting repeated sounds is the same procedure for the computer as copying and pasting a list of numbers or a string of text.

You need a fast computer with a capacious storage capacity to do serious audio work, but we’re lucky enough to live in an era when even a garden-variety laptop can handle stupendously complex audio tasks.

The great miracle of music for me is not any particular technique or piece or performer, but just the fact that it exists at all. A single linear wave can encode all the rich complexity of all the sounds we hear. This wave is as easily translated into numbers as dollars can be translated into pizzas. The complete works of Bach or Coltrane can be encoded as simple two-dimensional waveforms. All that music is two-dimensional curves, voltage vs time, or air pressure or guitar body flexion vs time.

Our brains are stupendously adept at detecting patterns of patterns of patterns in the linear waveform of air pressure, deconstructing and comparing the component sounds that went into it. If there are multiple frequencies present simultaneously in the pattern of vibrations, we can distinguish them and, with a little training, detect the ratios between them. I feel like we’ve barely begun to scratch the surface of the artistic possibilities of mathematical operations on numerical audio data.

In praise of Auto-tune

My experience with Auto-tune has felt like stepping out the door of a rocket ship to explore a whole new sonic planet.

Auto-tune entered my musical life mainly from my work with Barbara Singer, who I met in 2003. She posted in the Craigslist Musicians section about this gig she had at the now-defunct Korova Milk Bar in the East Village, and how she was looking for a guitarist or some other instrumentalist. The idea was this: she would mix beats on a Roland MC-909 groovebox and sing, and I would improvise textural guitar sounds on top. Her repertoire was a set of pop songs in a variety of genres, sung in a flat, affectless voice thickly coated in digital abstraction: delay, harmonizer, distortion, peculiar reverbs.

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Visual outlining with Flickr

I’m a visual thinker with an art background, and through playing with Flickr, I stumbled on the idea of a visual outline to complement the written one. Continue reading “Visual outlining with Flickr”

Social bookmarking is delicious

The most practically useful thing on the whole entire social web is Delicious. Its original point was to store your web browser bookmarks online. That’s reason enough to use it. But the real value of Delicious is how it connects the thoughts in your head to the thoughts in the heads of innumerable internet strangers. Even more useful is the way it stores, reorganizes and reflects your own thoughts back to you. Delicious feels less like a web site I look at and more like a new module of my brain. It’s also like a slow-paced but highly absorbing text-based computer game, a loosely organized internet scavenger hunt. Continue reading “Social bookmarking is delicious”

How to write something long and complicated

I find myself in the new and delightful position of writing for money. So I needed to step up my game in terms of workflow and file management. The last time I tried to write something long, I was in college, using Windows 3.1 and good old Wordperfect 6. Then the Microsoft hegemony set in and I switched to Word, along with the rest of the industrialized world.

Word started off pretty useful, but each successive version was a bigger and bigger drag. There were more toolbars and menus and animated characters giving unwanted advice. Finally, I couldn’t take it anymore. I followed the geek example and switched over to plain text editors and HTML.

But this year I wrote a book proposal and some other long-form, complicated stuff. It got to be difficult keeping track of which thoughts were in which text file. Then I read a blog post by Steven Poole called “Goodbye, Cruel Word” that hipped me to Scrivener, and I’ve never looked back. Continue reading “How to write something long and complicated”